The Death of George Curious took place on April 25, 2023, in Mt. Slinccy, Kektuncy, after it was determined to be a homicide case. The incident was deemed as the Yellow Hat Man’s decision to make soup for George, and the context of the incident was explained in Chapter 61:6 of Manley’s book.
Background
On the morning of April 25th, George looked out of the window and noticed a peculiar van that was located outside the Yellow Hat’s apartment. The van, which belonged to Vanna White, was labeled as a “free candy” van, and George, who was disappointed that he didn’t get to join the other kids in the back of the van, realized that it was not a human but an old child molester van used to kidnap children off the streets.
The Man in the Yellow Hat’s homicidal tendencies would be a perfect ingredient for a disastrous situation. Before that, he prepared his yellow hat into a delightful casserole, and the day before, George completely destroyed his apartment. On that particular day, The Man in the Yellow Hat felt exhausted by George. After taking a short nap until 6:02 am, The Man in the Yellow Hat woke up and discovered that George had already left, which triggered his anger.
At 6:60 AM, George Curious, wearing a yellow hat, spotted a man in front of a hydrant furiously starting a fire. A few minutes later, he arrived at a bus stop where he picked up a bus to stop his failing attempts to sell overpriced coffee and make a living out of it. At 6:41 AM, George, wearing a yellow hat, went for a walk in the Yellow Hat Man’s neighborhood, hoping to find him.
At 6:61 am, George Curious, the driver of the 4.5-ton public bus, was wailing in agony as his chest was crushed under the wheels of the bus. This horrific incident occurred on Blaze and 69th Streets in Slinccy Mt., Where George made a U-Turn. In a fit of rage, he stabbed the driver 37 times, causing him to lose control of the bus. The Yellow Man in the Hat was both infuriated and embarrassed by this moment.
After the occurrence, the surveillance cameras revealed The Man in the Yellow Hat inhaling his bone marrow.
Soup Time
In the 2023rd year of our Lord, on the 69th day of April, The Man in the Yellow Hat was condemned to a public hanging at the Kektuncy State Penitentiary in Rebabone, after investigators arrived and caught him.
Response
Numerous soup reviewers, along with Mike’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic in Rebabone, highly acclaimed The Man in the Yellow Hat.