The Worst Gay Jokes You’ll Ever Read

Q: How do 5 gay men walk?

Q: What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll-up.

Q: Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph?

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

Q: Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?

Flip it over.

Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?

Q: What comes after 69 for gay men?

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?

Q: What do you call an annoying gay man?

Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?

Q: Whats a homos favorite planet?

Q: What do you call a gay boxer?

Q: What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

Q: What do you call a gay Ginger?

Q: How do you know you’re a homosexual?

Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

Q: What do you call a 5-Man gay mariachi band?

Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a gay guy?

Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?

Q. How can you tell if a Western is gay?

Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?

Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?

Q: What will the first gay Transformer turn into?

Q: What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?

Q: What do you call a phone that gay men can’t use?

Q: What is Gay Pride?

Q: Did you hear about the gay vegetarian?

Q: Why don’t gays shop at Sports Authority?

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?

Q: Did you hear about the homosexual electron?

Q: Why is Fred Flinstone a closet homosexual?

Q: Did you hear about the homosexual letter?

Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?

Q. Did you know 75% of the gay population were born that way?

Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?

Q: What do doctors prescribe for a sore asshole?

Q: What do gay men call hemorrhoids?

Q: What do you call two gay Irish men?

Q: Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

Q: What does a gay horse eat?

Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?

Q: What’s the difference between a hobo and a homo?

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

Q: What do you call a gay Chinese man?

Q: Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black boy?

Q: What do you call a gay insect with wings?

Q: What’s the motto of the Greek army?

Q: Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop?

Q: What do you call a gay in a wheelchair?

Q: Why did the gay guy go straight?

Q: Did you hear about the 2 gays that got into a fight in a bar?

Q: What do you call a gay scientist?

Q: What do you call a gay midget?

Q: What do you call a gay couple?

Q: Two gay guys were having sex when they both die at the same time. Who goes to heaven first?

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?

Q: What did the gay rooster say?ANYCOCKWILLDOO!

Q: How do gay gangsters do a drive by?

Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.